Lawnmower? I don't even know her.

At work I sit at a table.
At the table sit Chip, Maggi, Steph, Chris, and Ken.
We sometimes refer to ourselves as "the tabe," "the pod," and "table six."

We have our office "bits," if you will, and our favorite one includes any word that ends in "-er." "-im" or basically anything which then follows with "I don't even know ____ ."

LAWNMOWER? I don't even know her!

That was today's winner. Classics include:

Soccer? I barely know her.
Licorice? I don't even know...ish.
Stapler?
Commander?
Cleaver? (yikes...)
BLOGGER?!?